Correcting your partner can be tricky. Here's our advice.

How to correct your partner in public.

If he has told that joke before ... Don't!

 If she is telling the story wrong ... Don't!

  If he is making himself look bad ... Don't!

   If she is telling a story about me ... Don't

    If he is about to eat a second dessert ... Don't!

     If she is making a grammatical error ... Don't!

      If he has a spot on his shirt ... Don't!

       If she doesn't have all the facts ... Don't!

        But, I'm just trying to help ... Don't!

         But ... Don't!

How to correct your partner in private...

Carefully, very carefully!