Daily Life Differences Between Men and Women
 
Marriage
 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 
Children
 
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
 
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
 
Natural
 
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
 
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
 
Dressing Up
 
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
 
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
 
Bathrooms
 
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
 
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
 
Future
 
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
 
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
 
Money
 
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
 
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
 
Eating Out
 
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
 
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.